Penelope Shagnasty…Base Monitor
Telepathically examining the run under the Chile Express taken opening day
December 16, 2005
MJ’s pick of the week………….anywhere north of here but definitely NOT here!!!
The tip-off should have been the late opening day right? No Snow. DUH. Angel Fire’s web site boasts a 21 inch base which is pure hockey puck. Call in The Base Monitor, will ya!!! This warrants a visit from Penelope Shagnasty……base monitor who reports to us, in absentia via the psychic hot line, that their claims are simply “baseless.”
Penelope Shagnasty…Base Monitor
Telepathically examining the run under the Chile Express taken opening day
When picking up my season pass, I was told that 7 runs were open………well check out this link and you will be able to see that in reality, there were only 2 runs open and all green at that. OK… so any skiing is GREAT skiing but come on…boar - ring!
www.prance.com/iprance/angelfire/default.asp
In an exclusive interview with Cy Kocess, of the Angel Fire Ski Patrol, Mr. Kocess recommends staying away from Angel Fire until after the holidays.
“Them Texans are a comin’ for Christmas and when they find out that thar is no snow and that the only thang for they to do is go to drinkin’…….theys gonna be putting a big can of whoop #ss on someone and it might jus be YOU.”
Avery Niceman, of the Colorado Tourism Bureau, states that all of the Colorado ski resorts are nearly 100% open and have tons of snow.
www.onthesnow.com/CO/skireport.html
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Have a Very Blessed Christmas and
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